Well I tried, ladies and gentlemen, I tried.
I went to bed slightly around 11, put my head-phones on and fell right asleep.
My eyes opened and I felt like I had a good nights rest. It looks a little dark out though, I thought to myself. I look at my watch, it's fucking 2:45 am! What the fuck?!
I tossed and turned and couldn't fall back alseep, sooo, I decided to come down here and blab to y'all about it...
Maybe I'll go back to sleep soon...
And maybe you can Keeee-iss Mahh Greeee-its!!!

I went to bed slightly around 11, put my head-phones on and fell right asleep.
My eyes opened and I felt like I had a good nights rest. It looks a little dark out though, I thought to myself. I look at my watch, it's fucking 2:45 am! What the fuck?!
I tossed and turned and couldn't fall back alseep, sooo, I decided to come down here and blab to y'all about it...
Maybe I'll go back to sleep soon...
And maybe you can Keeee-iss Mahh Greeee-its!!!
done in my best Vic Tayback voice