stella_marie

so saturday night my friend jess and i went out and she introduced me to some of her friends. this one guy was telling me how hes always working on tv show sets doing tapings and the most recent one being project runway. now, look over on the left column here whats my favorite show?!?! i was so jealous. i told him how much i loved the show. he told me they are taping on monday and asked me if i wanted to come and watch. hmm, um, yeah!!!! unfortunately, the boy was laying it on a little thick with me and i wasnt having fun anyways so in the attempt to save my date with tim gunn, i just went home. well, i went to another bar, but as far as he knows, i went home. now yes, i am quite aware that mr gunn isnt really into my kind - you know, the kind with vaginas. but the man is my gay husband, so back off and let a girl dream. i digress.

so sunday night, i call this guy to see if i was still invited. he told me to meet him monday afternoon outside parsons and he'll bring me in. so i went into the place where they shoot and got to see the runway. i was like a kid in the candy store. this guy promised to introduce me to tim so i could die a happy girl. while all the camera crews were switching sides of the runway, i was standing there alone and look to my right, and who do i see??



he was in one of his trademark suits looking quite dapper. i just said fuck it and went and sat down next to him. i told him how much i love the show and how hes my favorite part of the show and he was the nicest man ever. we talked about last season and he told me a bit about the people this season and about who we thought should be eliminated and at some point i remembered to introduce myself and shake his hand i shook his hand!!! love at first touch. but he was very nice to me and that made me happy. at some point i went to go outside to get something to eat and drink. there were wires everywhere so i was looking down so im not the idiot who trips and falls and as i get to the door, i almost collide with someone. i hear her say sorry and look up.

yes, i almost collided with heidi klum. let me tell you, she looks so good in pictures and on tv, and it still does not do her any justice. she is so beautiful. smart, not so much. after each line she said, there was a 20 second pause cause she had a piece in her ear feeding her her lines and had to stop every time she fucked up. but shes hot.

so who is out? i cant tell - i had to sign a confidentiality agreement. the best part was when i was leaving, i walked towards the door and tim was there and said "goodbye nicole. glad you got to come see the show." he remembered my name. im telling you kids its love.