So, this past Saturday, i had one of the craziest downtown Orlando experiences ever. I often go downtown alone, i know lots of people and rarely have a problem finding a group of single serving friends to share the night with.
So about 1130 im walking out of a bar and a stunning blonde in a blue dress is walking in, she stops and looks at me as her group of friends slowly walk inside, she asks me where im going, and i explain i got some friends down the way and im supposed to meet up with them. So she looks me in the eye, tells me im a good person, and says shes hanging out with me, she runs inside, tells her friends what shes doing and comes back out, she tells me, we got to go back to my apartment first so she can change shoes. Yeah i just met her , dont even know her name.
We get all the way back to her place, 9th floor over looking downtown , awesomely decorated very posh, she goes to bathroom, comes out , i go to bathroom and come out and shes holding 2 drinks. Now im the guy that always tells girls not to take drinks from strangers so i ask her "this is where you take my kidneys and i wake up in a bath tub full of ice right?" She laughs takes drinks from both cups and so i accept her drink offer, we sit chat for a moment and her left nipple slips from her dress, so i kindly tell her "ummm your left nipple is out" so she laughs and kinda flashes me both breasts, and then announces that for the rest of the night im on nipple patrol and i need to tell her when they pop out. So we leave her apartment.
We walk back downtown and meet up with my friends, we dance drink. I remind her 7 more times her nipple is out and we start bar hopping. So we run into her ex boyfriend, who automatically assumes im his replacement, my job requires me to do a lot of conflict resolution so i slowly begin to calm him down. As he realizes every bouncer in the club is watching him, and they all know who i am. Erin, the blonde whos name i now know, slowly sneaks off during this conflict leaving me with her purse in a 700 person nightclub.
I find Erin 10 minutes later cozy at the bar surrounded by guys in shirts to small, half my age, i give her her purse lean in and say "Erin, you are extremely beautiful, ive had a wild hour and a half with you, but this is where i step away to let you enjoy the rest of your night," she gives me a small kiss, says thank you and seems shocked to actually be treated like a woman.
I look back once as i hit the elevator door to find her looking through the shmedium tshirt frat boys , watching me actually leave, and that was the last i saw of Erin
Yeah it wasnt a story about wild sex, or anything nuts , but it was memorable,for me, if you want to see Erin and I, look down a few pics in my feed
