First day on the job... I guess it's official, although who really knows when the letterhead on the door to your office still reads "Sick Cat Hospital". I'll really have to pay that guy in the coveralls extra-quick to get down here first thing monday morning with his little scraping & painting tools.
I swear, the next time that bell rings and some teary-eyed little girl comes in here holding a cat with one of those silly funnels on its head I'm going to jump out the first floor window. I may plummet to my death, but the relief will be definitely worth it.
"Dammit, missy, there's serious work to be done here! Take Mr. Mittens to the forwarding address along with this shipment of feline-flu pills!"
I swear, the next time that bell rings and some teary-eyed little girl comes in here holding a cat with one of those silly funnels on its head I'm going to jump out the first floor window. I may plummet to my death, but the relief will be definitely worth it.
"Dammit, missy, there's serious work to be done here! Take Mr. Mittens to the forwarding address along with this shipment of feline-flu pills!"
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"Digital Photographer, Conciliatoreador & Gun-for-Hire"
... and yes, by now it looks like some luck will be needed. That and a careful, savvy usage of my seemingly under-developed networking skills.