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Thursday Jun 08, 2006

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What's up my loyal followers. Todays sermon will be from the book of Whatthefuck. I must have slacked off for a solid three hours today. Still did better than my sales totals for the last two days when I worked my ass off all day. And... I was finished right on time to round out 8 hours. I'm so damn confused.
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darwinwest:
You bring up an excellent point about the closet exhibitionism, one that I'd actually thought of myself... but I figured I could still get away with saying that, since I'm only an exhibitionist on this website. This is the only place where I leap from the closet and dance around. Nekkid. Woo.

Of course, I'm totally rationalizing because I just really dig the expression "closet exhibitionist". Yup.
Jun 8, 2006
frankmask:
Monowheels

You need to build me one of these, dude.
Jun 9, 2006

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