star_suicide

true story , I never went to war , i never served in the military in america . all of the sudden i got a pacakge in the mail from the american legion , and a certificate saying i achieved member ship . i felt like i was in the twighlight zone . and they wanted me to pay a fee of 25 dollars a year to get all the benifits. I knew a mistake was made so i threw the letter away. but i still kept the certificate beacuse it looks cool