so the horrible black banner is condemning me for not posting a blog, so here i am: feeding the beast.
i guess the appropriate thing to do would be to introduce myself, so here's a list of arbitrary fun facts:
i am omnivorous. like literally. if you can eat it, i will eat it. hook me up if you know a good fugu chef.
i'm trained in marksmanship and several forms of hand-to-hand combat, but i'm a total pushover.
as of this posting all of my body mods are symmetrical. this wasn't a deliberate action, it just sort of worked out that way.
i know more about beer than i do about cars. don't ask me to DD.
i'm quite the accomplished public speaker.
i'm perfectly comfortable with the sight of blood until i see the person / creature it came from, then i faint.
i was born in south boston, but i'm anglican. good luck to me.
i'm much more graceful underwater then my physique would suggest.
i'm a softy for little critters.
i really don't see what's so bad about emo music.
aaand that's all i care to post today. there'll probably be a succession of attempted poems / angry rants in the near future, but today i just felt like testing the water. peace out bitches.
i guess the appropriate thing to do would be to introduce myself, so here's a list of arbitrary fun facts:
i am omnivorous. like literally. if you can eat it, i will eat it. hook me up if you know a good fugu chef.
i'm trained in marksmanship and several forms of hand-to-hand combat, but i'm a total pushover.
as of this posting all of my body mods are symmetrical. this wasn't a deliberate action, it just sort of worked out that way.
i know more about beer than i do about cars. don't ask me to DD.
i'm quite the accomplished public speaker.
i'm perfectly comfortable with the sight of blood until i see the person / creature it came from, then i faint.
i was born in south boston, but i'm anglican. good luck to me.
i'm much more graceful underwater then my physique would suggest.
i'm a softy for little critters.
i really don't see what's so bad about emo music.
aaand that's all i care to post today. there'll probably be a succession of attempted poems / angry rants in the near future, but today i just felt like testing the water. peace out bitches.