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I did a little half and half action with the Raisin Bran and the Frosted Flakes today. It's rocks. I get my sweets, and my bran in one go.
Also, whenever I see Raisin Bran, Kellogg's or no, I always think two scoops, which in my bathroom humor mentality, gets changed to "Two Poops". I also imagine, with that the image of what that box would look like, and I see the Kellogg's Sun guy bending two biscuits into a bowl and sprinkling bran over it. Don't worry, he shits raisins and not feces. Yes, I am amused by that. Yes, it is childish.

Have I ever mentioned the fact that I absolutely love the idea of books on tape/CD? I especially love it when the author of the book reads their book. I just listened to Naked by David Sedaris, read by David and Amy. It wasn't unabridged which pissed me off a bit, cause I wanted to hear C.O.G. and the story about the teenage prostitute, and David's hitchhiking journeys with a handicapped woman read to me by him. To me, there's almost nothing better, when I'm taking a long journey by myself to find a book on CD and just let it play. I don't know what it is, but it's just calming, and it's a great way to absorb things. No commercials, and it beats talking to myself the entire trip... lol.

Anyway, I'm listening to George Carlin reading his book "When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops" and it's hilarious. First off, it's like 7 CDs of his standup only with out the audience. Secondly, it's hilarious to hear him swear and emphasize the words and take tones to convey the proper meaning. The man's a comic genius. Hell, he's been doing it for about 50 fuckin' years. All his stuff about language and men and women is great. He's one of my heroes, along with Kurt Vonnegut, Dr. Helen Caldicott, Bjork, and Mark Twain..