stacie

you are probably right. i should take it easy. or use a gun.

bye smoker!

hmm...interesting -or- exciting...well, let's see...i have a blindfold, a pouch of Big League Chew, some Pop Rocks and the dvd of "Showgirls". i think i can cook up something "terribly" interesting for sure.


-rozehead

Yeah, how old are you? I feel less pervy if you are 27.

YOUR WEB CAM FROZE ON A PICTURE THAT MADE YOU LOOK REALLY ENTHRALED IN YOUR TASK

NK update: my ass is no longer on fire

I am pretty sure I attained enlightenment purely from todays update.

well, yeah, i LIKE target. but, i loved it a few years ago when it came here. all i had was wal-mart. bah.
target is just an upper-class wal-mart, kinda. and they have cute stuff from time to time. i just bought a new shower liner and bath mat from there. woo! *grin*
ha, that's where i got my tea kettle too.

im kind of scared of squirrels, sure some of them are cute, but i think hmm...rabies. and thats just makes them uncute. how you doing doll?

i wan to get to 1000 tonight but I should sleep now instead.

good night

*worship worship*

My talent? hmmm, well, I'm trying to learn how to lick my eyebrows, but if I could do that I would get all the girls.
-I can snap my fingers over a sparkwheel to light a zippo... ("snap lighting")
-I can cook almost anything good on the first try
-I can amazingly listen to someone's personality and tell what kind of mixed drink they'd like...
-I can always find the single most twisted thing to say around a person when I'm drunk

Don't tell anyone... Carpentry.

It's one of those father to son, father to son, types of dealies.

I can pretty much do anything with a hard piece of wood(that's my lame carpentry joke).

My grandfather used to make these awesome marianette puppets, when I was a little kid... it was awesome.

I used to thinks family tradition stuff was lame, now I think it's pretty cool.

Stacey button for a Vim button.....you KNOW you want a Vim button!!!

awwwww...aint you so sweet


1. yes
2. misdemeanor(s)
3. not really - being arrested blows. cops suck.

Resume:

Cat training our speciality, all jobs considered, no feline too large, no litter tray too small. We also offer feline grooming for those unconcerned by partially bald cats with extensive dye-jobs and custom tattoos. See my pic #8 for a previous customer.

Oh, and I forgot, AK also retrieves the dog's giant squeaky lobster from wherever the dog or the humans might decide to hide it. She only does so in the wee hours of the morning, dragging its considerable bulk between her legs and yowling at tope volume around its corners... I luv my cats...

HOT DIGGIDY DAMN I WANT ONE



You make a very attractive pin, my dear.

you need to go to tarpon springs...get some baklava...yummy~!

i DID teach shittie kittie to drive about 2 years ago. he does really well in my wagon. its an automatic. but, he doesn't do well driving a truck because he's convinced the truck bed is a giant litterbox and it constantly makes him feel like he has to poop. the biggest problem is that he stops the car and chases every fucking critter that we happen upon. it usually takes us over an hour to get to the liquor store which is about 13 miles away, except when its raining.
though, i'm a proud papa.

You are spankingly cute. *mwah*

to right.....to right

Yes my love anything you say my love ...*runs off as commanded*