st_expedite

Y'know, I keep hearing about how lethally fat Americans are getting, and I think it might help if the place in my neighborhood that rents scooters to morbidly obese tourists wasn't right next to the Krispy Kreme stand. I guess it's profitable, but... man.

Then I go up to school, where I'm pretty sure the freshman curriculum requires a Practical Application of Eating Disorders course.