The good news is that my motorcycle does indeed fit in my van. The bad news is that I had to discover this because my bike died this afternoon. Oh well, I've resurected bikes before and at least my bike waited until school was out to go tits up. Still, I'm super fucking poor right now and I don't want to be buying parts. At... Read More
I passed the swimming portion of my divemaster training this morning. Yay. I was a bit worried about that seeing as how I'm not the fastest swimmer around by quite a bit. NAUI is a bit more hardcore about the swimming requirements for this certification than some other organizations.
Then I went and helped a bunch of people with spinal cord injuries go sailing. I... Read More
I used to be flop but I thought up an even more ridiculous name this morning. I was actually underwater, scrubbing a grate, and surrounded by large tuna when I thought of it. It's such a stupid idea that I had to run home and implement it at once.
Oh and I was a little late "getting" what you were saying in that why is marriage necessary thread. You know you can get me to do anything...you have me wrapped around your little tenticle.
Gimme your grandmas address and name and Ill send her a postcard from Texas before I leave here! I'm all about writing to people i dont know who are down or just not doing well. Someone did it for me and it felt great so i try to return the favour at least once a year.
I hate fairies... or faeries or faeraies or faaaerieas or whatever you want to call them. In fact, the more fucked up the spelling is, the more I hate them. I particularly hate tattoos of those little winged bitches. It's a bunch of ye olde bullshite.
If I were to find my self wandering through an enchanted glade with assorted lords and ladies clad one... Read More
I'm going to be gone all next week. I'll be on Catalina island diving all week and everything is paid for by the government. Yay. If all goes to plan, I'll be certified to work for the Man as a diver when this is over.
I may even be able to get work abducting sea otters for science.