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Once upon a time...I was an At&t wireless user.
One day, not all that long ago, there was a great battle between Cingular and At&t. At&t fought long and hard but eventually Cingular triumphed. All of the towers that At&t had erected came crashing down and their members were scattered across the US. They went into hiding, fearful of Cingular plans.
I too, went into hiding....hoping that if I just ignored Cingular...they would go away. But alas, this was not to be. Which brings us to the present day. I wanted to add a line to my wireless plan and was told that it could not be done unless I accepted Cingular as King and promised to obey all Cingular codes and regulations.....and of course agreed to pay a small, nominal fee for switching over.
And so...
I am now a Cingular user...and I had to get a new phone.
It doesn't have my little "electric eel" ring. *grrr*
And I have to find a new pink cover for it. *grrrrr*
But otherwise, it is pretty much the same. .....um....yay
The end
Once upon a time...I was an At&t wireless user.
One day, not all that long ago, there was a great battle between Cingular and At&t. At&t fought long and hard but eventually Cingular triumphed. All of the towers that At&t had erected came crashing down and their members were scattered across the US. They went into hiding, fearful of Cingular plans.
I too, went into hiding....hoping that if I just ignored Cingular...they would go away. But alas, this was not to be. Which brings us to the present day. I wanted to add a line to my wireless plan and was told that it could not be done unless I accepted Cingular as King and promised to obey all Cingular codes and regulations.....and of course agreed to pay a small, nominal fee for switching over.
And so...
I am now a Cingular user...and I had to get a new phone.
It doesn't have my little "electric eel" ring. *grrr*
And I have to find a new pink cover for it. *grrrrr*
But otherwise, it is pretty much the same. .....um....yay
The end
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misfit762:
I have AT&T or Cingular or whatever they are called today. If I didn't need it as much as I do, I'd smash it and ship the mutherfucker back to them in pieces.
absynthe:
from the horrific testimonials above i sollemnly swear never to become a cingular user.....and btw your writing is so beautiful i really felt your pain....so anywho sprint i am and sprint i will stay... 