squeak

Hey!
Guess what?
I'm selling stuff on Ebay.



Yeah...I know. It's been awhile. I'm more of a buyer then a seller. (it is just sooo much easier to buy stuff!) hee hee
But I only have two more months till I'm moving into my first apartment and I really need the cash.
So go buy stuff! If you don't, you will have to live with the fact that you alone were responsible for causing me to forever remain a 23 year old comic collector who lives with her parents, plays X-Box, designs webpages, and masturbates excessively....oh yeah....and then weeps in fetal position every night. Can't forget that one.
Now...
look deep into your heart.....
can you really live knowing that you have reduced me to a life like that?

Didnt think so..
so go bid on stuff!

Hee hee

Great sales pitch, huh?