Dear DJs,
how come that you are either playing the same songs over and over again, every week, like a winamp playlist (usually not even in shuffle mode) or songs only YOU know? That's not funny!
Dear Vegans,
"Honig den Bienen"? Come on! You can't be serious!
Dear Non-Vegans,
I am not contagious. And I am not insane! And no I AM NOT WEAK! Leave me alone.
Dear Women,
I had my last decent conversation with a sixteen year old gothic girl. SIXTEEN!! You make me feel old. Do women have to stay home as soon as they turn 20? Cause if not... where are you?
Dear Men,
you make me sick. Sorry, but it's not my problem and definitely not my fault that you haven't been laid for a long time. I know you are desperate. But that's not an excuse for acting like a badly shaved gorilla!! I don't want to get into a fight everytime I go into a club, just because you want to impress some chicks. And what part of "No" don't you understand? Please stay home or grow some self-esteem.
Love
spirou
how come that you are either playing the same songs over and over again, every week, like a winamp playlist (usually not even in shuffle mode) or songs only YOU know? That's not funny!
Dear Vegans,
"Honig den Bienen"? Come on! You can't be serious!
Dear Non-Vegans,
I am not contagious. And I am not insane! And no I AM NOT WEAK! Leave me alone.
Dear Women,
I had my last decent conversation with a sixteen year old gothic girl. SIXTEEN!! You make me feel old. Do women have to stay home as soon as they turn 20? Cause if not... where are you?
Dear Men,
you make me sick. Sorry, but it's not my problem and definitely not my fault that you haven't been laid for a long time. I know you are desperate. But that's not an excuse for acting like a badly shaved gorilla!! I don't want to get into a fight everytime I go into a club, just because you want to impress some chicks. And what part of "No" don't you understand? Please stay home or grow some self-esteem.
Love
spirou