spinhouse247

Interesting weekend.

Saturday Night: Jacki calls me stoned as fuck and says she wants to have a baby with me because thats the only way she'll get her life together.

Sunday Night: My new tenants keep walking by my bedroom window and one of their boyfriend's keeps yelling into my room. I kept my cool although I felt like beating him within an inch of his life with my Giambi Louisville Slugger.

Monday Night: Todd, the douchebag across the street was wandering up and down the road in his tighty whity's at 3am. A police car finally came and escorted him back to his house. I'm surprized he didn't get bagged up.

Today I woke up at 7 am expecting a nuclear holocost as per the last few days events. Eh, I'm going to go find me a new job before my mind takes over.