Unanswerable questions, like what was Blackbeard the Pirate called before he had a beard keep me awake on numerous nights.................
Alternatively, I can run around the building naked and drunk, or drunk and naked...whichever I choose as I am the only one here this weekend. It should be sad and dull, but I have a list of purile practical jokes I want to set-up on all those who will return on monday, after I have gone on exercise for four weeks. When I return they will have forgotten or I will be able to deny it all as they won't be able to prove it was me for sure......Oh I am soooo devious woo haa haa haa ! ! !
Alternatively, I can run around the building naked and drunk, or drunk and naked...whichever I choose as I am the only one here this weekend. It should be sad and dull, but I have a list of purile practical jokes I want to set-up on all those who will return on monday, after I have gone on exercise for four weeks. When I return they will have forgotten or I will be able to deny it all as they won't be able to prove it was me for sure......Oh I am soooo devious woo haa haa haa ! ! !
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Gooky, I have poored water and water cress seed under his door. By the time he gets back he will have a lawn in his room....oh yes !