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My favourite band in the whole world - Dead Inside the Chrysalis

emilyxsuicide:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Satellite Ecstatika!

Last week I came into possession of a few lollies I'd planned to share with my soccer team (sharing is caring after all). Not wanting to feed them anything dodgy I decided to take one to see what they were like. I didn't really know what to do while I was waiting for it to kick in so I curled up on my...
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Chicanery will always make you happy

I don't know if I believe in 'fate' as such... or destiny... that events are predetermined. But last night's random crazy drug fueled adventure went some way to convincing me hehe ^_^

I had to work 5 til midnight yesterday, and as I had to open the bottleshop this morning I'd planned on going straight home to bed like...
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chrissteele:
I enjoyed this. Could you check out my latest poem entry:"I Never Asked Anbody"?
sydgirl:
it is nice when life if just random and works out in a nice way
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I'm the only straight in the village...

It has slowly begun to dawn on me that I know very few straight chicks. My 'sister' is gay, her friends are gay, my favourite drinking buddy at my pub is gay and her entire household is as well gay. (I like to refer to it as the coven across the road from the pub ^_^)

Not that...
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chrissteele:
Very interesting and well-written prose.
Could you check out my latest poem entry :"Little Girl ..."? And comment if you want ? I think you'll like it!
chrissteele:
Could you check out my latest poem entry: "I Never Asked Anybody"? And comment if you want? No, it is not funny.
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Ahhh I'm so scattered. My brain has run away from home after all the punishment it took Friday night. But he'll be back. He *always* comes back muhahaha.

Friday night was our pre-season soccer team bonding (bondING, not bondAGE) session... aka 12 grandpas plus me. (I'm the youngest on my team by 12 years!) Even though some of them have grey hair - or no...
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Spook's second start. The last race he won was a heat for this race (the final). Even though he came 2nd he tried reeeeeeaaaaally hard... so we bought him an ice cream from McDonalds afterwards. (Finely tuned athlete that he is tongue)

chrissteele:
Your dog is a great guy!!!
marysa:
Oh thanks for ur comment ^ ^
And ur dog was awesome!!! ^ ^ tongue
Have a nice weekend also!!!
Hugs* wink
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This is my dog Spook (Assassin Lilli) winning at Goulburn the other week. Go you good thing!

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marysa:
hi hi there mr patrick!!! tongue
i will answer soon ur mail, im now editing this little video of me and some friends, when im finished if u are still here online, i will send u the link
if u wanna chat or something let me now, i will be online for now! tongue
wink
marysa:
yeap, im at
marysa54@hotmail.com
yeah, it was pretty much done the video, but some pieces are missing so im looking for them now tongue
add me, and we talk on there tongue
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Snow White and the Seven Oprah Winfreys

They say that simple things amuse simple minds. If that's the case I guess you can pass me the dunce hat right now hehe. I was laughing all day at work over these biggrin What makes it worse is that I know nothing about photoshop so they look stupid as well. Still they do have a certain craptacular charm....
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kye:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Oprahs is possibly the funniest title I have ever heard.

The Land Before Oprah is very cool as well.

smile

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Seeing-Eye Hobos

I was walking up Oxford street to Good Vibrations last month, my mind walking ten steps behind me (he's embarrassed to be seen with me) when I traipsed past the set of traffic lights at Taylor Square. Amongst the people waiting to cross the road was a lady with a guide dog. I figured she was most probably on her way to the...
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eero_:
smile ha ha.. great sense of humor.
but would you pet a hobo?
If you would start a career as an animal activist you would definitely get me to vote for you.

there's another thing, ever heard of the story woman-dog-peanutbutter?
Yes, i would work with hobos as well, but honestly - i guess these ladies would still choose the dog over the hobo. smile

anyway, your little story: top of the day!
spewy309289:
Hmm now that you mention it I'm not sure if i'd pet a hobo... it might bite tongue I'd have to get my rabies shots first hehe. And no I haven't heart of the woman-dog-peanutbutter story but it sounds intriguing...

thanks for commenting smile
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lame poetry writ for a person long gone


Dreamed A Dream Of You

I lay awake one starry night
Listening to music as one might
The Lady Chibi's words painting my thoughts a pale shade of blue
Before I drifted off to sleep
I prayed the Lord my soul to keep
And even though we'd barely met I dreamed a dream of you

I was...
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ROCK AND ROLL ATE MY BABY!!


Manek Deboto, renowned HIV poodle breeder, has been charged with the kidnapping of a 6 month old foetus.

Police arrested the singing hobo late last night in conjunction with the disappearance of the as yet unnamed son/daughter of Phyllis Fagolini, Deboto's next door neighbour and occasional felching partner. He was later released on bail believed to be worth approximately...
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ASK THE ELECTRICOCKS!


...and now it's time for ASK THE ELECTRICOCKS!! Proudly brought to you by the Electricult Mudclubbing Association. This week our mutant fabios take time out from prancing, dancing and de-pantsing to give you the lowdown on lurrrrve!


How do you know when a girl likes you?
Electric Casanova: When you feel her hand gently nestled in your pants then you can be...
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