HUZZAH!! last night's party was a success 
....even if ryan and chris were so drunk that they climbed the roof, got really loud and the neighbors called cops....ryan and chris started to "wrestle" on the lawn in front of the church, everyone went out to watch, cops rolled up and i darted inside...cops were very chill but super drunk chris was retarded (i'm old enough!), they threatened to taze him but everything was good in the end... the new roommate came downstairs, she thought someone was breaking in after she heard the guys on the roof, but she too turned out to be very chill.... we ended up eating all the drunk and passed out peoples food
and on a side note. would any of you pervs like to buy my nasty nasty computer chair? i want a new one. this is mine right now
it is literally soaked in pussy and rather pungent.....oh the things that have happened in this chair.....
....even if ryan and chris were so drunk that they climbed the roof, got really loud and the neighbors called cops....ryan and chris started to "wrestle" on the lawn in front of the church, everyone went out to watch, cops rolled up and i darted inside...cops were very chill but super drunk chris was retarded (i'm old enough!), they threatened to taze him but everything was good in the end... the new roommate came downstairs, she thought someone was breaking in after she heard the guys on the roof, but she too turned out to be very chill.... we ended up eating all the drunk and passed out peoples food
and on a side note. would any of you pervs like to buy my nasty nasty computer chair? i want a new one. this is mine right now
it is literally soaked in pussy and rather pungent.....oh the things that have happened in this chair.....
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I've seen stranger stuff sell for quite a bit.