spazzing

i have the worst cramps ever right now i can't do anything but squirm about and moan (in a very unsexy way)

i'm back from my awesome trip to Las Vegas!!!!! i had a splendid time we stayed at the Cancun resort (for free). i fucking love that place. the rooms are so sweet and the pool is ridiculous. im so glad i was actually 21. i bought myself my first drinks and felt so liberated. I made sure and got drunk every night too. but where...
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we threw a very successful surprise party for my mom last night. she was so incredibly happy. totally worth the 200 bucks i spent on her. i don't think she's had an actual party like that since she was a kid. even my friend Darryl came and brought a gift. he was a good addition to the party, my mom loves him and was trying...
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why hello there 10k promotion, i sure do like making 30%

celebratory bowl and munchies ftw


EDIT: wtf i just found out i am the 25th top rep in all of the los angeles district

WEEEEE!!!! im so excited! my friend recently decided she wants to start tattooing again and build up a portfolio. she's gotten pretty damn good, im impressed. she is tattooing her friends for free (only stipulation is that she must like the idea and be able to put her style into it) welll, i thought of something that i reallllly want her to do as it...
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i had a dream last night that i had sex with a really hot SG. i was so proud to say that i had finally had sex with a girl....but i was really embarrassed about the spot i missed shaving...
also, my bathroom was all crazy glow in the dark, a black lighted menagerie. the drain had clogged and my shower filled with water above...
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