spazzatron

47 Days!

Happy Cinco De Mayo!!!!

I have recently been described as (you may want to sit for this, becaue you will laugh) Tank Girl vs. Carol Brady...

I thought that was glorious, considering like 3 weeks ago some guy told me I look like Patsy Cline which I don't, and you can clearly see in my pictures.

Why is it that Jesus will only listen to you when you're on your knees, but fellatio is clearly against the bible, since it's classified as sodomy, which is considered a sin, just like shellfish?

Jesus and I, we don't talk too often, because the only time I'm on my knees, he isn't who I'm thinking about pleasing...

I liek Nickelback, lately they are awesome to me. I need my nails filled. There's not much going on here except that I have to be at work at 1:00 and it's already 10....

I hate my job. Soon, I will be shacked up wiht my sexy boyfriend who will be forbidden to wear clothes.. can you tell I have plans? And I will no longer work my shitty job, but a new one in a coffe shop that involves throwing hot coffee on certrain customers if they come in!