Conversation of the year!!!! ::
Person 1: "I have to ask you something. And remember, no matter what your answer, I'll love you no less."
Person 2: "Okay." Trying not to laugh out loud.
Person 1: "Are you a lesbian? I mean, I know you have a boyfriend, but for all I know, that's only a cover, and since we live under the same roof, I think I have the right to know."
Person 2: "No. I'm not. As a matter of fact, nope... actually, right now, I have so much passion for my boyfriend, I want him so bad, I feel like I'm going to erupt with molten lava like a giant volcano... God, he makes me so hot... Oh god, and when we have sex, oh... I just... I can barely contain myself talking about it. It's so big, and he's so good at it, and I just want it so much. People can hear me screaming his name for miles and miles!"
Person 1: "Oh. Well, that's what I thought too, but I just needed to make sure." Turns red, runs out the door.
Person 1: "I have to ask you something. And remember, no matter what your answer, I'll love you no less."
Person 2: "Okay." Trying not to laugh out loud.
Person 1: "Are you a lesbian? I mean, I know you have a boyfriend, but for all I know, that's only a cover, and since we live under the same roof, I think I have the right to know."
Person 2: "No. I'm not. As a matter of fact, nope... actually, right now, I have so much passion for my boyfriend, I want him so bad, I feel like I'm going to erupt with molten lava like a giant volcano... God, he makes me so hot... Oh god, and when we have sex, oh... I just... I can barely contain myself talking about it. It's so big, and he's so good at it, and I just want it so much. People can hear me screaming his name for miles and miles!"
Person 1: "Oh. Well, that's what I thought too, but I just needed to make sure." Turns red, runs out the door.
illstabyou:
hahahaha
spazzatron:
my sentiments exactly
