So it's um...morning time...my breakfast, also consequently enough, last night's dinner, was Hostess mini-chocolate donuts and a half a Baby-Ruth! Oh yea, I'm healthy!!! 
So my "Job"... I babysit and the baby's dad is like...uber crankster, which is bad, because he bangs on the door and screams obscenities at the top of his lungs at 1 a.m. because I won't let him in to the house...he doesn't fecking live there!!! I hate that guy, he's such a douche!!!
Awaiting college acceptance or decline letters is a boring business... I wait and wait and wait and there is no mail for me, and I feel a little neglected because of it!! I'm gonna go eat my nummy donuts now!
And remember kids.....
<<< that's what happens when you say things that are just not the truth!
So my "Job"... I babysit and the baby's dad is like...uber crankster, which is bad, because he bangs on the door and screams obscenities at the top of his lungs at 1 a.m. because I won't let him in to the house...he doesn't fecking live there!!! I hate that guy, he's such a douche!!!
Awaiting college acceptance or decline letters is a boring business... I wait and wait and wait and there is no mail for me, and I feel a little neglected because of it!! I'm gonna go eat my nummy donuts now!
And remember kids.....
<<< that's what happens when you say things that are just not the truth!