Thursday Feb 02, 2006

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There's a car in the field now in a column of flame
With two doors to choose but only one bears your name
You've been drinking my blood well I've been licking your wounds
I'll shave off the pitch now in the scope of your tune


Gym.........bad..........idea..........fucked..........goodnight.
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mooj:
conan got his shag on!! hahahahha
go on my son!! kiss
soapdodger:
Back from tax hell. Like the alias - I dabbled under Conan the Librarian for a while in other circumstances (that sounds a bit perverse but you know what I mean - I hope)

Saturday Jan 28, 2006

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Most pointless warning of all time was spotted on a bag of Morrisons Roasted Salted Pistachio Nuts

Said warning reads

" Produced in a factory which uses nut ingredients." Well no shit Sherlock, I would never have guessed. Almost as bad as the warning on take away coffees which tell you that the product will be very hot.












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mooj:
yes you do with a cherry on top and a cuddly toy kiss
what else could it have been??? confused
mooj:
I know it got all stretched frown
bless you...you are on a porn site and you got embarrassed by my breastesses kiss

Wednesday Jan 25, 2006

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That hings his head, an' a' that;
The coward slave-we pass him by,
We dare be poor for a' that!
For a' that, an' a' that.
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The Man's the gowd for a' that.

What though on hamely fare we dine,
Wear hoddin grey, an' a that;
Gie fools their silks, and knaves...
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annalee:
I can still remember the poem the hoggie all the way through from when I had to recite it at primary school. Sorry about your gig that sucks!
ra0ul:
i offend so many people in reality it may as well continue in rE-ality

Monday Jan 23, 2006

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I think it's time to discuss your, ah.... philosopy of drug use as it relates to artistic endeavour.

Hmm, monday morning was met with a shell shocked stare at my alarm clock. That will teach me to go out on Saturday and get wasted.

In relation to the SG meet on Saturday night, I have started a new thread in the SGScot group. Some of...
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midwinter:
Great - I feel about 40 after last night...

Thanks mate. Sounds like you all had a shocker after I left on Saturday.
magxc:
That good, eh? I'm jealous now frown

tongue

Sunday Jan 15, 2006

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Lyrics of the day...

I got an itch in my cosmic pocket and it won't go away


Well my month of detox didn't really last too well. Got back into the drinking last night.

Feel not too bad this morning, so it wasn't all bad....

Saying detox though, may be taking it a bit too far. What I meant was that I haven't drank since...
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ra0ul:
i totally forgot about the thirteen. I'm too broke to go out to drink tonight. I started a new job but their holding my first weeks pay as lying time. I'm just heading to a mates so sit in an drink with much cheapness.
btiddles:
Yeah, i might not have hit the excesses of the last Glasgow meet, but i reckon i feel a little bit worse this time round puke

still, when in rome...

it wouldn't be the morning after an SG meet without a horrific hangover, would it?

Thursday Jan 12, 2006

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Thought it was time for a change. Got sick of the batman pic, so thought I would stick up a shot of my ugly coupon again.

Now I know why people say that January is the worst month of the year. Money, energy and motivation are all running on empty. Saying that, I did make it to the gym on Tuesday, think I may have...
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snowballinhell:
What the hell was that all about on MSN last night?? confused I came back upstairs about 2.20am to find a message from you saying What do you mean I have been drinking? and I hadn't even spoken to you at all last night confused
cyberedz:
Dunno, kiddo, you're still showing as a Friend on my profile...

Wednesday Jan 11, 2006

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Lost?


Me too....
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kamikaze:
i was on your ffriends list before you crazy cat. when I was the quill! tongue
poseidon:
Excellent new name, although it confused the shit out of me at first.

Sunday Jan 08, 2006

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'So Colleen (McLoughlin, girlfriend of Wayne 'Shrek' Rooney) what is the worst thing about being a celebrity?'

Sorry, but WTF?

How does the dumb-blonde-scouse-shopahloic girlfriend of a dumb-chunky-scouse footballer qualify as a 'celebrity'? She is famous for doing.............. fuck all apart from spending money.

This obsession, with the tabloids over here in the good ole UK, about 'celebrities' gets right on my tits. Surely if...
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mooj:
I agree completely, they all need slapped and made to do the washing up for at least one month, get a real job!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm shamed to admit, I still read heat...purely so as to laugh at unfrotunate pictures of these so called "celebrities" biggrin
sifo:
HAH! I have have that very photo saved in my favourites!! It's her arse cheeks they look like they're having an argument. plus the lingerie. oh yeah!! biggrin

Monday Jan 02, 2006

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I know it's late, but HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did yours go?


I was physically incapable of updating yesterday. Aside from being hungover, I had the energy levels of a corpse, and the attention span of a goldfish.

So, Hogmanay went with a bang. After 7 hours drinking in the pub, it was back to a flat for more carnage. On my way there, I...
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ra0ul:
such is new year. Taxi drivers are cunts. mine was a wash out as i mentioned. I plan to make this year good throughout to pull up the disapointment of new year.
ra0ul:
Cheers for the luck but as it's a call centre and Gasgow is the call centre capital of europe, i think i'd need luck not to get it. It's a sad day when they call working in a call centre a career.

I'm pretty sure i was sleep deprieved although it didn't occur to me until i realised i was watching 'What Women Want' forunatelty before i couls suffer brain damage (from such a gay movie) i fell asleep. I briefly woke to see Hally Berry in a bikini (bond was on stv) then went back to sleep, where i dreamt i was in a bond movie.

My dream proved more interesting than die another day.

Thursday Dec 29, 2005

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It's snowing, yippee!!!!! *cue dancing around like a 5 year old*

Trouble is that there is already over 3 millimetres of snow. Due to the abysmal driving abilities of people in the UK, that means that there are going to be many crashes tonight, and the Police will be issuing the yearly " only travel if your journey is ABSOLUTELY necessary " warning.


If I...
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ra0ul:
hpe you had a good hogmany man.
basil123:
Happy New Year!!

Thanks for the dress advice, it has helped me decide.

How's that liver?

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