Sunday Jun 04, 2006

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Went for dinner last night with the lady friend. It was very civilised and grown up. So much so, that I felt out of place, in a poper restaurant with grown up restaurant style food. (Small portions, tasty, nice looking, but mainly small).

A link 'borrowed' from lexusboo
funny hah ha
ra0ul:
Not a bad little vid, liked the mamoth singing. Where did you go for food? I like Stravegan II for a bit of being grown up.

Wednesday May 31, 2006

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He was a wartime hero, the kind that money buys
It's a diamond bracelet, for my mommy's memory
That's all she wrote boy

I love eating. Eating is good. It is even better when you body does not try to eject it as quickly as it possibly can, fom wherever it can in a liquid form.


I am now recovered from whatever the hell it...
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cyberedz:
That it is, my man, that it is - which is why I'm not even going to bother for a wee while.
basil123:
you should post a picture of yourself playing bass. i want to see!!!!

Friday May 26, 2006

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Well, I phoned the doc to make an appointment to see about my "stomach trouble" over the past few days. Got a call back from the nurse a couple of hours later, asking me what kind of symptoms I had.

"Hmm, it sounds like viral gastroenteritis. It is going around at the moment. Most people are better within 5-7 days. If you are still unwell...
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bettiebones:
Aw, hope you feel better soon.
cyberedz:
Well, you could start off by getting yourself a kilt...

[Edited for a mis-spelled conjunction]

[Edited on May 30, 2006 9:44PM]

Thursday May 25, 2006

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Huge amounts of apologies to everybody.

I have not been making a concerted effort to ignore anybody. I have had very limited access to the net of late, have been away and for the past few days have been in bed or in the bathroom due to a chicken supper bought from a chip shop on Espedair Street.. Last night I slept downstairs on my...
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battles:
Thanks for the birthday shout amigo.
Good plan to name and shame the vendor of the offending article. Phone all the local pest control firms and pretend to be the owner and get them all to come round at the same time, that'll get them the reputation they deserve.
ra0ul:
When i get wasted i talk a whole umber of things none of which are english / bonnie scottish. It's often easier for me to trip into a forgien language at that point.The only thing is i get them all mixed up, so it's not entire czech or entrirely japanese etc but a mish mash of jibber jabber.

That girl's boobs are super fantastic, i'd be at a loss to figure out what to do with all the boobage. I'm sure you'll pull youself together in time for work next week but more than likey not in time for the weekend - beaucse that's how illness and life seems to go.

Monday May 22, 2006

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This weekend was mostly spent driving to Inverness, going to my mates wedding (I never realised how long Catholic wedding services took before.......) getting ridiculously drunk and being driven home yesterday.

Thankfully I was not the random wedding drunk. That job was left to somebody else.

I still feel quite tender this morning although an 8 hour shift at work should change that.......
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_pauly_:
Moderation right oot the door wink tongue
basil123:
who was the random wedding drunk?

Sunday May 14, 2006

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Well, for those of you who don't know, (ie everybody) I went out with the girl on Friday night.


Spent most of Saturday and today smiling. Hope I don't jinx things, but I like her and we get on pretty well.


Anyway, that is all.


Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds,...
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the_shine:
Yeah for girls!!
midwinter:
Nice one. Hope this doesn't mean you'll abandon us on the meet-drinkin-front tho!

Seeing her again?

Tuesday May 09, 2006

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Well, my weekend didn't go to plan.

: Left Glasgow at 6.30, arrived in Inverness at 11.40, via 90 mins sitting in Layby 72 waiting for the AA to arrive and reattach my exhaust to my car.

: Some speed drinking in the pub and I managed to get through 4 pints and 3 double morgans before 1 AM.

: Got up at 7.30 and...
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lexusboo:
that sounds like a mission and a half homie!!! thanks for the comment! tongue
bettiebones:
Well, you got a day off work... surely this is a good thing? wink

Monday May 08, 2006

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Well, I just got my copy of 10,000 DAYS through the post.

All I can say is that it is so good it makes me want to cry. The 3D gatefold cover is also a damn fine creation.

I will update properly later, after I have bathed in the beauty of this aural masterpiece for a few more hours.
ra0ul:
i hope it rocks, iwas tempted to bang it on the credit card but wrist guards were the priority purchase today. too many bruises, staves and scrapes.
btiddles:
welcome to the fold.

Friday May 05, 2006

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Well am off up to Inverness, land of sun, sea, sand and sheep-shagging, for a weekend of stag-type fun, frolics and consuming of far too much alkymahol.









Wish me luck.. puke

What do you give a woman who has everything? Penicillin.



Hear about the spiritualist midget who escaped from jail?

Police are looking for a small medium at large.



Two mates were having a beer and...
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ra0ul:
I've added more injuries since and they hurt a lot.

hope the weekend provided more entertainment than those jokes. those my friend are terrible.
sifo:
They're good jokes!


But here's another!

What's the difference between Rolf Harris and Steve Davis?




They've both got beards except Steve Davis.

gettit?

There's plenty more where that came from.

[Edited on May 07, 2006 2:54PM]

Wednesday May 03, 2006

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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower

Use face cloth, arm...
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jah:
saw soulfly last week. whatever
mooj:
hahaha I shall be sniggering all day at that, esp the "woo woo" bit (makes snorting noise from laughing too much) biggrin
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