Saturday Feb 19, 2005

0

Read More
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
_pauly_:
A priest had lost his cock (Male hen) and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day he asked, "Has anybody got the cock?" All the men stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen the cock?" All the women folk stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up.

thats all I can think of biggrin
b57913:
ha fixed it!

Wednesday Feb 16, 2005

0
Okay, better clear this up. Tiddy who appeared in yesterdays journal is a friend as in she is on my friends list. Unfortunately I have not had the pleasure of meeting her. Hope that you didn't get the wrong idea and start thinking I am some mad stalker who reads more into things than are really there.

Okay, now that's cleared up, pic of the...
Read More
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
annalee:
Thanks, what have you been up to?

I like the sound of fuck me dead! skull
eilidh:
hello.. how u? god yeh every1 seemed 2 have seen me on fri night. I didnt have a great night tho was a little bit bored n no1 was talkin 2 me frown

how was your weekend?

xxx

Tuesday Feb 15, 2005

0
Gym + no food + no exercise in 1 1/2 months = bad idea puke puke puke puke puke puke

Well, the plan for my future world domination has been set in motion. This time next year, I will be in charge of a global conglomerate. Or more likely completely broke and on the dole.

Got my offer to go back to Uni, so I'd better get my ass in gear...
Read More
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
amory:
That is a hot photo!!!!!!!! whew. Very nice.

Why do you have to go? frown
_mrs_tlb_:
Oh but i am............

Monday Feb 14, 2005

0

Read More
_pauly_:
i'll be there with you dude

[Edited on Feb 14, 2005 4:33PM]
marloski:
love happy valentine's day!!!

Wednesday Feb 09, 2005

0
Just been watching a repeat of the Simpsons.

My favourite episode of all time, the Cape Fear Episode with a recently released Side-show Bob.

Big Question now. What is your favourite episode?
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
avafalls:
side show bob is my favorite character biggrin Thanks for the b-day wished!
uselessgenius:
Whatever one Homer says "I'm gonna go eat some Mayonaise" in.

Tuesday Feb 08, 2005

0
My favourite dumbass meaningless lyric of the day

I'm a taste test, at the beast fest, got your crest on my breast

Take one look, at your cook. Feed yourself, I'm on a hook

Tell me yours!!!

Well work sucks giant hairy baws this week. Can't see it getting any better soon.

Finally, what is the one thing you would like to change about yourself?...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
undressyourheart:
i wish I could be happier.
rainwolfkin:
"i dont know who i am i dont know where i've been
human junk just words and so much skin
stick my hands through the cage of this endless routine
just some flesh caught in this big broken machine"

thats my fav.

and the one thing i;d like to change about myself is my usual lack of ability to like people. i'#m just too angry/disappointed about something... mad

Sunday Feb 06, 2005

0
Well this weekend, apart from staying remarkably sober due to purchasing a new exhaust for ma motor, has been quite enjoyable. Mainly because it involved me taking a trip through my cd collection and revisiting some mighty fine albums. (in my opinion anyhoo!!!)

Some of my weekend listening consisted of

AIC - Dirt and Facelift
Slayer - Reign in Blood / Undisputed Attitude
Megadeth -...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
eilidh:
hello mr oh my tat means 'what nourishes me also destroys me'

take care babe xxx
magxc:
george bernad shaw campaigned for 7 years to have a ladies public lavatory opened in Camden Town. Well, you did ask...

Thursday Feb 03, 2005

0
Fuck me I can't believe how good a band they were.


Megadeth kick everybody's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin


Yup I am drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
amory:
Nope! Not at all. biggrin
stillorbiting:
hehehehehe. Dread to think what i'd write on her under the influence...

Thursday Feb 03, 2005

0
Megadeth tonight!!!!!!!!

Hoo-haaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Guess I should be suitably deaf and fuct after that one.

Be prepared for some post gig drunken ramblings!

Love ya
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
ems:
Haha. One of my ex's from a few years back (messy story) was a massive Megadeth fan, I never really 'got' them. confused

Have fun!
bettiebones:
Have fun toots!!! kiss

Tuesday Feb 01, 2005

0
The why I asked on sunday was more a post hangover
'Why do I get so drunk? Why drink when I know I will spend the next day feeling like shit? Why take out my phone and call ex's at ridiculous o'clock in the morning?'

It could also have been

Why...

does it always rain on me?

do birds suddenly appear?

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
sybil:
i think i drank a tub of booze this last weekend in total, and i seriously need a break, well more like i'll start on friday instead of thursday...
snowballinhell:
You mean you're not already completely insane eeek I thought you were like me tongue Mad in the heed wink

Smooches
Michelle xx
Join Now to see more