I met her in a club down in old Soho,
where you drink Champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola C-O-L-A Cola
Come on bitches sing along!!!!!!! You know the words!!!
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L-O-L-A, Lola, Lo lo lo lo lola
That's right, it's Friday. Thank f*ck that week is past.
I now...
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where you drink Champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola C-O-L-A Cola
Come on bitches sing along!!!!!!! You know the words!!!
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L-O-L-A, Lola, Lo lo lo lo lola
That's right, it's Friday. Thank f*ck that week is past.
I now...
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annalee:
weej:
Oh god...what the hell is that song? That's really gonna bug me now...
Thought for the day..
"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant." - Robert Louis Stevenson
A father asks his son if he knows anything about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child says as he runs off in tears.
The father follows the son to his room.
"Promise me you won't tell...
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"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant." - Robert Louis Stevenson
A father asks his son if he knows anything about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child says as he runs off in tears.
The father follows the son to his room.
"Promise me you won't tell...
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_pauly_:
lol Great joke my friend 
Oh Manko
Oh Manko
ra0ul:
I do like manko, i prefered her previous set with the bubblegum. I think in the recent one she looks a little to similair to marilyn mason at points... not exactly what i look for in a girl.
Cows & Capitalism:
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with...
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bettiebones:
Thanks sweetie 
Nah, not really bothered if they read my profile or join and look at my journal and piccies. They're just saying the usual narrow minded guff... "god that site is full of naked women. Is your girlfriend a lesbian or something". Some people are soooo fucking stupid 
Nah, not really bothered if they read my profile or join and look at my journal and piccies. They're just saying the usual narrow minded guff... "god that site is full of naked women. Is your girlfriend a lesbian or something". Some people are soooo fucking stupid 
ladywook:
That was seriously funny! I had to show everyone in the house...lol...gonna be laughing at this one for a few days...cheers!
"Only a mediocre person is always at his best." - W. Somerset Maugham
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_mrs_tlb_:
Thank you 
I'm kind of half and half about being here
Have a fabulous time in North Wales, i'm originally from Warrington (it's inbetween Manchester and Liverpool) so as a child we spent a lot of time on North Wales coast, was fun
I'm kind of half and half about being here
Have a fabulous time in North Wales, i'm originally from Warrington (it's inbetween Manchester and Liverpool) so as a child we spent a lot of time on North Wales coast, was fun
iansecondskin:
Yes, they are from the obvious... they do a lot of tremolo guitar work kinda sounds like a japanese koto and its really effective.
We don't do the album till june, recording it in new rising studios down in colchester Studio
should be fun
We don't do the album till june, recording it in new rising studios down in colchester Studio
should be fun
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in deeper. His...
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He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in deeper. His...
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snowballinhell:
ready willing and able
Oh My!!!
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
ra0ul:
I think it does go through maryhill at some point but i was in Clydebank when i took the plunge. I am sure you will appreciate that it's not the best represenative of scotlands fine waters.
I just spent the last 10 minutes writing an update. Just as I posted it, I had an 'unexpected connection error' ands I lost it.
I can't be fuct typing it all again so here is the jist of it in one small paragrapgh
Neds moved in downstairs. Dance music all time. Pissed off. Tony Blair. Win election. Wank. Alternatives also wank. Getting drunk tonight....
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I can't be fuct typing it all again so here is the jist of it in one small paragrapgh
Neds moved in downstairs. Dance music all time. Pissed off. Tony Blair. Win election. Wank. Alternatives also wank. Getting drunk tonight....
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the_minx:
Yeah..well at least you're honest about that. I used to go crazy...but I didn't even think about spending it on me when I made it. First I thought of priority and responsibility (rent for two months)...then I thought about my mom..which made me realize how much I love her. You don't blow 400 bucks on them in one day if you don't love them. hahaha
crazy shit.
crazy shit.
tsui:
He's a DnB producer
Well that was a rather uneventful bank holiday weekend.
The only thing I did of note was get drunk. Friday Saturday and Sunday. oh, and buy Half life 2 for the PC. Damn it is good.
Well back to work tomorrow. Hopefullt my second wek by myself will go a bit more smoothly!!! Last week was not the smoothest starts I could have imagined.
Anyway,...
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The only thing I did of note was get drunk. Friday Saturday and Sunday. oh, and buy Half life 2 for the PC. Damn it is good.
Well back to work tomorrow. Hopefullt my second wek by myself will go a bit more smoothly!!! Last week was not the smoothest starts I could have imagined.
Anyway,...
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_mrs_tlb_:
Thank you 
eilidh:
change is good...right?!
have a good weekend hun xxx
have a good weekend hun xxx
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead." She was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and...
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She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead." She was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and...
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ra0ul:
Oh man that was bad.
marloski:
thanx! i needed that!!!
thanx! i needed that!!!?!
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ra0ul:
I'll see your ?! and raise you a &%
there is a Gaelic political debate proramme on BBC2 Scotland at the moment. It is called Cunntas. Drop an 'n' from the name and I think it is pretty apt for a political show.....
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the_red_c:
hahaha true
beccadaisy:
haha fuck aye