Okay, before we begin, can I just sya I know nothing about women. Tonight an ex came round after phoning me and texting me for over an hour to ask if she could come round. She then came round and phoned a taxi 10 mins later. WTF?
Sweet young thing ain't sweet no more
Sweet young thing ain't sweet no more
Mama found her draped... Read More
Bury me softly in this womb
I give this part of me for you
Sand rains down and here I sit
Holding rare flowers
In a tomb...in bloom
Down in a hole and I don't know if I can be saved
See my heart I decorate it like a grave
You don't understand who they
Thought I was supposed to be
Look at me now... Read More
SMOKEY & THE BANDIT
MORK & MINDY
CHEESE & HAM
CANNON & BALL.
SKINNER & BADDIEL.
HINGE & BRACKET.
ANT & DEC.
LEE & HERRING.
SMITH & JONES.
LITTLE & LARGE.
ARMSTRONG & MILLER.
REEVES & MORTIMER.
HALE & PACE
DALZIEL & PASCOE
CURRY & RICE
LAUREL & HARDY
SIMON & GARFUNKEL
LENNON & MACCARTNEY
All pretty good double acts (weel, some of them anyway!!!!)... Read More