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Wednesday Jun 08, 2005

Jun 8, 2005
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Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on the table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)


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Thought for the day

"Happiness is a state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values." - Ayn Rand

Well, it's my third Velvet Revolver gig tomorrow night. Damn it is going to be hot!!!! During the last gig I got stuck (literally!) to a hot lady in a rubber skirt&corset combo. Usual scenario with lots of sweat and rubber....

wink
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
yushi:
lol - i know those lyrics... here they are put to application - clicky
Jun 9, 2005
marloski:
LOL!

hope you got stuck again to a hot lady in rubber!!! biggrin
Jun 9, 2005

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