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soulfly

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Monday Jun 06, 2005

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Well, I got back from my final trip to Wales on Friday. Been kinda lurking and not doing much posting. Weekend was a non-event for a change.

Anyway, back to my Wales trip. I should really try travelling incognito. My works van is a dead giveaway. This time the border guards stopped me, and brought out the highly trained sniffer dogs. Unfortunately for me they were very good at there job, and my illegal stash was found after a very thorough search. I was detained for 1 night for illegal posession of 3 kilos of flap jacks, 6 granny smiths, 7 litres of Irn Bru, 24 pan-scones, 12 Panadol ActiFast, and a container of Beclomethasone Dipropionate.

I face a hearing for extradition to be tried for posession with intent to distribute on Friday. Wish me luck... frown
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susannahjoy:
i dont accept friendship requests from people who've never talked to me. i mean, how can i be friends if i have no idea who you are?
Jun 7, 2005
the_red_c:
Only the wise and good can cature the power of blandness....

I have it bucket loads.


FACT.
Jun 7, 2005

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