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Friday May 27, 2005

May 27, 2005
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Well, I am back from my week in hell. Sorry, Wales. (Nothing against the Welsh, just the hotel I was staying in was a dump.)

I was stopped again at the border, by the border guards. The last time it was for trying to smuggle restricted flora and fauna across the border from Scotland . This time it was for trying to smuggle more restricted flora and fauna along with a case of Moonshine. (IRN BRU).

I was detained for over 6 hours by the customs officials, and the immigration department also told me I had not filled out my Visa application properly. This held me back even longer, while an official from the Scottish Embassy had to drive from Carlisle to meet me.

Along with everything else, I had also forgotten to convert my currency from Scottish Sterling into English Sterling. In the end I opted for travellers cheques.

Anyhoo, I think when I go back down on Monday night I will just have to bite the bullet and buy fruit and beverages approved by the Governments of the countries I pass through.

So how have we been in my absence? I don't have time tonight to reply to everybodys updates, so I will have to do that tomorrow. I have a hot date with a old drink in a dark and dingy pub.

Before I go I will leave you with my rant of the week.* Carzy Frog and Axel F. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad

Gwen Stefani?!?!!?!?! Why? Please just disappear. Celebrity Love Island?????? In fact Reality TV in general.

Anyway, enough moaning and bitching.

Thought for the day

"What this generation was bred to at television's knees was not wisdom, but cynicism." - Pauline Kael

Picture of the day



Looks like I missed some amazing sets when I was gone!!

Lyric of the day

Arms held out,
like you've been carrying a load.
And you swear to me,
you don't want to be my slave.



*Please note this week away I had no access to any CD players, Music Television or Portable Music Players. I had to endure Radio instead.



VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
sistervigilante:
the frog must die DIE I TELL YOU!!!!! mad
Jun 5, 2005
ra0ul:
Spot on. Some much for my solid constitution.
Jun 5, 2005

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