Well I made it to and back from Englandburghcestershire safe and sound. The only problems I encountered were on my return as I crossed the border from abroad back into my Motherland. Upon showing my passport to the customs official and saying I had nothing to declare, I inexplicably blushed. This led to the customs officials becoming suspicious. This in turn resulted in my van being thoroughly inspected, which turned up an undeclared apple and an orange.
Due to the very strict import rules on flora and fauna from foreign countries into Scotland, I had to prove to the customs officers that I had purchased said items in Scotland, and had kept them in a sealed container during my stay overborders. Only on presentation of adequate proof, was I allowed on my way with a warning.*
Anyhoo, how are you all my favourite people?
Quote of the day
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
*Please note, some of the above events may be fictitious.
Due to the very strict import rules on flora and fauna from foreign countries into Scotland, I had to prove to the customs officers that I had purchased said items in Scotland, and had kept them in a sealed container during my stay overborders. Only on presentation of adequate proof, was I allowed on my way with a warning.*
Anyhoo, how are you all my favourite people?
Quote of the day
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
*Please note, some of the above events may be fictitious.
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Curi.
I'll try not to crush people too much!