Monday Oct 09, 2006

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I got a call last night from a withheld number.

I can't remember everything that was said, as it seemed a bit strange.

Basically a Cockney girl called Nicola who had lied about her age and was only 14, but 15 on Tuesday, met me in the Works (?) recently. I informed her she was mistaken.

She carried on to tell me that she wanted to meet me and that if I did she would give me head.....

Again I informed her she had the wrong number.

She then asked me if I liked bondage.....


I hung up...




Now, if she had said she was 16 and was 17 on Tuesday, I may have contiunued the conversation......



I am still alive as you may or may not have noticed.


Just been busy with the new lady friend of late.


6th week now and things are still goiing strong. I think I am in love........


What is the best way to propose to somebody? *











* NB, some of the above statements may have been falsified for comedy purposes
ra0ul:
The phone call is a recording. I had the same prank pulled on me you use two cell phones and use the nicola recording. I assumed it was a friend of mine and told him to go fuck himself. It was my brother i leftthe call continue and it sas more depraved stuff after that, eventually my bro burst out laughing. i felt like a fanny but it was the very same recording.

Were you as pished as me on sat?
ra0ul:
better to fel like a fool than a potential candidate for the sex register.

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