I got a call last night from a withheld number.
I can't remember everything that was said, as it seemed a bit strange.
Basically a Cockney girl called Nicola who had lied about her age and was only 14, but 15 on Tuesday, met me in the Works (?) recently. I informed her she was mistaken.
She carried on to tell me that she wanted to meet me and that if I did she would give me head.....
Again I informed her she had the wrong number.
She then asked me if I liked bondage.....
I hung up...
Now, if she had said she was 16 and was 17 on Tuesday, I may have contiunued the conversation......
I am still alive as you may or may not have noticed.
Just been busy with the new lady friend of late.
6th week now and things are still goiing strong. I think I am in love........
What is the best way to propose to somebody? *
* NB, some of the above statements may have been falsified for comedy purposes
I can't remember everything that was said, as it seemed a bit strange.
Basically a Cockney girl called Nicola who had lied about her age and was only 14, but 15 on Tuesday, met me in the Works (?) recently. I informed her she was mistaken.
She carried on to tell me that she wanted to meet me and that if I did she would give me head.....
Again I informed her she had the wrong number.
She then asked me if I liked bondage.....
I hung up...
Now, if she had said she was 16 and was 17 on Tuesday, I may have contiunued the conversation......
I am still alive as you may or may not have noticed.
Just been busy with the new lady friend of late.
6th week now and things are still goiing strong. I think I am in love........
What is the best way to propose to somebody? *
* NB, some of the above statements may have been falsified for comedy purposes
Were you as pished as me on sat?