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Friday Jul 07, 2006

Jul 7, 2006
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To any supporters of the England team, who are easily offended by cruel and insensitive mockery by a Scotsman, please look away now......

Thought this was very witty myself. Questions asked by the buyers are the best....

Yours for a fiver.....


Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.

Through her binoculars she could see it was Christiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!

The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.

At that exact moment a speedboat containing three of the England Football team wearing their white tops, sped into view.

One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.

They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.

On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see
that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.

As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"

"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."

"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F*ck all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"





Also worth a look. I smell something fishy!?!?!?!
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midwinter:
Things aren't too bad at all. Lots of interesting things happening.

I'm unlikely to be at the next Glesga meet because...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
... I've gone and left the group :-O.

Jul 9, 2006
xeilidhx:
yo!!! ha what brought me back?! yeh i guess it was the chat and the boards of course. the site is soo hard to use now. its taking me ages how to work things out
how u been?
Jul 10, 2006

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