It's that time again for some bad jokes.
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'chicken surprise'.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded pot. Just as the wife is about to serve, the lid of the pot rises slightly and a pair of beady eyes briefly look out before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over and explains what's happened, demanding an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter "what did you order?"
The husband replies "Chicken surprise."
"Ah, so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you peeking Duck"
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'chicken surprise'.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded pot. Just as the wife is about to serve, the lid of the pot rises slightly and a pair of beady eyes briefly look out before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over and explains what's happened, demanding an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter "what did you order?"
The husband replies "Chicken surprise."
"Ah, so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you peeking Duck"
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imyourgodnow:
no probs pal got some good music tastes there dude respect!!!
marloski:
