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Thursday Oct 27, 2005

Oct 27, 2005
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US secretary for Defence, Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying " Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."

"Oh, Jesus Christ no!!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff are stunned by this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, shaking, his head in his hands.

Finally the President looks up and asks "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"
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soldatka:
hee hee! definitely a good one.
Oct 31, 2005
magxc:
BOOM! BOOM!
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Nov 1, 2005

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