US secretary for Defence, Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying " Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"Oh, Jesus Christ no!!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff are stunned by this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, shaking, his head in his hands.
Finally the President...
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"Oh, Jesus Christ no!!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff are stunned by this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, shaking, his head in his hands.
Finally the President...
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soldatka:
hee hee! definitely a good one.
magxc:
BOOM! BOOM!
Know what really scares me?
Well I'll tell you. There seems to be an ever increasing group of people who must be aware of some impending meteorological disaster. The people I am talking about are all generally under the age of 24, wear matching his and hers red Berghaus / Helly Hansen skiing jackets, and can be seen in groups usually around the entrance of...
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Well I'll tell you. There seems to be an ever increasing group of people who must be aware of some impending meteorological disaster. The people I am talking about are all generally under the age of 24, wear matching his and hers red Berghaus / Helly Hansen skiing jackets, and can be seen in groups usually around the entrance of...
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luckyzombie:
hehehe
the_red_c:
hehehehe.
Thanks for the over the top love... it's the best kind flattery gets you everywhere. x x
Thanks for the over the top love... it's the best kind flattery gets you everywhere. x x
It's a Satanic drug thing.....you wouldn't understand
Okay, some of you may have spotted that in my last post I was trying to be clever, and it didn't work.
Ah well, shit happens.
Anyway, last night I was trying to re-enact Project Gotham Racing in my own car while listening to my soundtrack of Monster Magnet and Corrosion of Conformity..... Just as well there were...
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Okay, some of you may have spotted that in my last post I was trying to be clever, and it didn't work.
Ah well, shit happens.
Anyway, last night I was trying to re-enact Project Gotham Racing in my own car while listening to my soundtrack of Monster Magnet and Corrosion of Conformity..... Just as well there were...
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bettiebones:
I got a kitty skull with crossbones underneath on my wrist 
I designed it myself... oh I'm so clever hehehe 
I designed it myself... oh I'm so clever hehehe
bettiebones:
You need to get yourself a rich sugar mamma! Oh yes!!! 
It's a Satanic drug thing.....you wouldn't understand
magxc:
Stuart Sutcliffe? The fifth Beatle? And a bottle of Rohypnol? Man, where do I sign? 
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)You may have guessed by my last post that I was using my computer under the influence of alcohol......
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ra0ul:
It's from forty year old virgin. He means to use the chat up line "there's a party in my pants and your invited" but it comes out as "wanna go to a pants party?"
ra0ul:
Yeah i can create quite the dilema for myself. As for nothing ventured... well i don't know what's to gain, all i know is that i'll miss out on casual sex with girls i haven't yet met. I don't know if i'm quite ready to give that up for just one girl - irrespective of how good the sex is with that one girl.
Well, as much of a c*nt it makes me feel, I enedee said 'relationship'. I think it ws for the better.
Although, sex with somebody that much younger sounded good, I think I did the right thing................................
Fuck me I am too sensible......
Although, sex with somebody that much younger sounded good, I think I did the right thing................................
Fuck me I am too sensible......
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bettiebones:
Are men supposed to be sensible? I'm confused
[Edited on Oct 09, 2005 9:28PM]
[Edited on Oct 09, 2005 9:28PM]
magxc:
If y'weren't getting on, though, there's no point.
chin up, young man. fish...seas..you know the drill.
good to meet you t'other night.
chin up, young man. fish...seas..you know the drill.
good to meet you t'other night.
Well, tonight was the night of the first date.
It went.............
LIKE A FUCKIN BAG'O'SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note to self....
I Do Not Interact Well Sober With Anybody I Meet When Drunk.
I have officially retired from dating.
It went.............
LIKE A FUCKIN BAG'O'SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note to self....
I Do Not Interact Well Sober With Anybody I Meet When Drunk.
I have officially retired from dating.
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midwinter:
Time to put the Irn Bru back in the cupboard...
Never trusted this whole 'dating' thing, anyway. We're not characters in Friends.
It's 'drinks'.
Never trusted this whole 'dating' thing, anyway. We're not characters in Friends.
It's 'drinks'.
hungrydoug:
Erm, as much as I hate to admit this, I find the first four or five dates should be conducted drunk! Ah well, at least it worked out in my favour
Truth and honor faith and pride
all convictions surely died
honesties time has passed
time for lies is here at last
truth is false I'm so fed up
how did we come to be so fucked
hate fear pain death
all our country has got left
Talk to children hear them say
daddy left again today
brother steals and mommy lies
future lost before their...
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all convictions surely died
honesties time has passed
time for lies is here at last
truth is false I'm so fed up
how did we come to be so fucked
hate fear pain death
all our country has got left
Talk to children hear them say
daddy left again today
brother steals and mommy lies
future lost before their...
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user090512222222:
Thanks for the welcome back
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dead_pixel:
the drunkness has passed... i was out again sunday... didnt stop drinking till tea time monday...
fuck i need a new hobby...
fuck i need a new hobby...
ichipulti:
I love that girl!
soulfly:
duh
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ra0ul:
i quite fancied the meet but i knew i had Louis XIV one the same night so i didn't even entertain the group posting. How did you find the girls? I'm always concerned these type of things are bound to end up as a sausage convention so it was nice to hear that some of the sg's went and not just members.
eleven years isn't a big deal. I don't know if i could go out with a girl as young as nineteen now but i certainly would discount a night of fun with a nubile young thing.
I'm going to check out the fonts. i liked it.
eleven years isn't a big deal. I don't know if i could go out with a girl as young as nineteen now but i certainly would discount a night of fun with a nubile young thing.
I'm going to check out the fonts. i liked it.
annalee:
ehehe cool It was nice to meet you too!!! Stitches and 5 carried on for the whole of the next day and night when we got back to the burgh! 
It was nice to meet you too!!! Stitches and 5 carried on for the whole of the next day and night when we got back to the burgh! Got some mail through the post today. Included was an application pack for a Vanquis Visa card.
See if you can spot the problem with said Visa.
Up to 2000 credit
Cut your interest rate over and over again.
Build a strong credit rating
58.6% APR
From 44.2% APR to 69.1% APR variable on purchases
All this for an annual fee of 19
No surprise...
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See if you can spot the problem with said Visa.
Up to 2000 credit
Cut your interest rate over and over again.
Build a strong credit rating
58.6% APR
From 44.2% APR to 69.1% APR variable on purchases
All this for an annual fee of 19
No surprise...
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ra0ul:
i used to have to do ads for a credit card company. I don't sleep easy at night.
soapdodger:
Good to meet you tonight. Hope you got back to Paisley okay. I probably should've driven myself. Got back here to find someone had kicked in a side window on my car. 