Well, my weekend didn't go to plan.
: Left Glasgow at 6.30, arrived in Inverness at 11.40, via 90 mins sitting in Layby 72 waiting for the AA to arrive and reattach my exhaust to my car.
: Some speed drinking in the pub and I managed to get through 4 pints and 3 double morgans before 1 AM.
: Got up at 7.30 and...
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: Left Glasgow at 6.30, arrived in Inverness at 11.40, via 90 mins sitting in Layby 72 waiting for the AA to arrive and reattach my exhaust to my car.
: Some speed drinking in the pub and I managed to get through 4 pints and 3 double morgans before 1 AM.
: Got up at 7.30 and...
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lexusboo:
that sounds like a mission and a half homie!!! thanks for the comment! 
bettiebones:
Well, you got a day off work... surely this is a good thing? 
Well, I just got my copy of 10,000 DAYS through the post.
All I can say is that it is so good it makes me want to cry. The 3D gatefold cover is also a damn fine creation.
I will update properly later, after I have bathed in the beauty of this aural masterpiece for a few more hours.
All I can say is that it is so good it makes me want to cry. The 3D gatefold cover is also a damn fine creation.
I will update properly later, after I have bathed in the beauty of this aural masterpiece for a few more hours.
ra0ul:
i hope it rocks, iwas tempted to bang it on the credit card but wrist guards were the priority purchase today. too many bruises, staves and scrapes.
btiddles:
welcome to the fold.
Well am off up to Inverness, land of sun, sea, sand and sheep-shagging, for a weekend of stag-type fun, frolics and consuming of far too much alkymahol.
Wish me luck..
What do you give a woman who has everything? Penicillin.
Hear about the spiritualist midget who escaped from jail?
Police are looking for a small medium at large.
Two mates were having a beer and...
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Wish me luck..
What do you give a woman who has everything? Penicillin.
Hear about the spiritualist midget who escaped from jail?
Police are looking for a small medium at large.
Two mates were having a beer and...
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ra0ul:
I've added more injuries since and they hurt a lot.
hope the weekend provided more entertainment than those jokes. those my friend are terrible.
hope the weekend provided more entertainment than those jokes. those my friend are terrible.
sifo:
They're good jokes!
But here's another!
What's the difference between Rolf Harris and Steve Davis?
They've both got beards except Steve Davis.
gettit?
There's plenty more where that came from.
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But here's another!
What's the difference between Rolf Harris and Steve Davis?
They've both got beards except Steve Davis.
gettit?
There's plenty more where that came from.
[Edited on May 07, 2006 2:54PM]
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower
Use face cloth, arm...
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Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower
Use face cloth, arm...
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jah:
saw soulfly last week. 
mooj:
hahaha I shall be sniggering all day at that, esp the "woo woo" bit (makes snorting noise from laughing too much) 
Am listening to some tracks from my forgotten collection tonight.
First on the agenda is Sir Hedgehog, with such classics as 'The Cleavage and the Clamp', 'Chu De Phat' , 'Bitchlord' and 'Gimme The Bone'.
Next, a bit of Forbidden, and then to top it off, maybe some 'Firebird'.
Adios Amoebas.
First on the agenda is Sir Hedgehog, with such classics as 'The Cleavage and the Clamp', 'Chu De Phat' , 'Bitchlord' and 'Gimme The Bone'.
Next, a bit of Forbidden, and then to top it off, maybe some 'Firebird'.
Adios Amoebas.
_pauly_:
Nice
mooj:
It's quite easy my freind, no classes are required either...simply close your eyes and allow your inner bad boy to reveal himself (not literally of course) All men have the ability to be an asshole lurking in their psyche somewhere. Or if that fails think "Mitchell brothers"
Just got back from 'the butterfly and the pig'. Not too bad a pub. They had a live band playing. Sort of a lounge/cabaret 'orchestra' who did cheesy covers from Kula Shaker/deep Purple 'Hush' to The Doors to The Pussycat Dolls.
Pretty entertaining while getting wasted....
Anyway am off for my beauty sleep before work....
Pretty entertaining while getting wasted....
Anyway am off for my beauty sleep before work....
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bettiebones:
Hehehe sounds like an interesting evening!!!
ra0ul:
it was quite twin peaks, i remember thinking during the dream if David Lynch had directed it, then i remembered it was my dream and perhaps i was ripping him off. Then i was confused and woke up.
I'm sure italy will be fun, never been but it sounds kinda cool to up sticks and just go for it.
I'm sure italy will be fun, never been but it sounds kinda cool to up sticks and just go for it.
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dead_pixel:
panic vs fob...
pish vs shite?
i dunno, p!atd dont piss me off quite as much as fob...
skirt wearing girl.
pish vs shite?
i dunno, p!atd dont piss me off quite as much as fob...
skirt wearing girl.
ra0ul:
Can't beat a bit of kilt action, hope it inspires the ladies to throw some your way.
As for the bands, they both have their time and place and i don't grudge them their success. If they want me to shoot a video for them, then i'd do it without question.
As for the bands, they both have their time and place and i don't grudge them their success. If they want me to shoot a video for them, then i'd do it without question.
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beeeeeeep
beeeeeeep
ra0ul:
mirrorball.
Am hungover again.
Think I need to go out and butcher me some breakfast........
OR I could go to the shop instead......
Think I need to go out and butcher me some breakfast........
OR I could go to the shop instead......
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sistervigilante:
oh-oh! hang overs suck, hope you're feeling better 
basil123:
cereal sounds like a healthy option. it'll maybe even unclog those arteries from all thoses eggs and bacon you've previously eaten! think of it as a good thing
Dr. Bas xx
[Edited on Apr 26, 2006 10:54AM]
Dr. Bas xx
[Edited on Apr 26, 2006 10:54AM]
When my daughter was born, she had jaundice.
She was small, round and yellow.
We called her Melanie
*This joke was brought to you by Jacob's Creek and the Paramount comedy channel*
She was small, round and yellow.
We called her Melanie
*This joke was brought to you by Jacob's Creek and the Paramount comedy channel*
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bettiebones:
Make me laugh *sniff sniff*... please.
marloski:
silly monkey!
silly monkey!It's that time again for some bad jokes.
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'chicken surprise'.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded pot. Just as the wife is about to serve, the lid of the pot rises slightly and a pair of beady eyes briefly look out before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief,...
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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'chicken surprise'.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded pot. Just as the wife is about to serve, the lid of the pot rises slightly and a pair of beady eyes briefly look out before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief,...
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imyourgodnow:
no probs pal got some good music tastes there dude respect!!!
Why is it so damn hard to go back to work after having a bank holiday off?
It should be easier going back to a 4 day week, just a shame that isn't the case. Never mind, not too long until the next one....
Well, due to lack of frends/funds and energy, Friday night turned into a stay at home night with a couple of...
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It should be easier going back to a 4 day week, just a shame that isn't the case. Never mind, not too long until the next one....
Well, due to lack of frends/funds and energy, Friday night turned into a stay at home night with a couple of...
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ra0ul:
i know what you mean man.
I think i had too good a time now i'm stuck with a dilema and a girl thousands of miles away. I think this is the end but don't know what to do with the space between us. fuckin fuck.
I think i had too good a time now i'm stuck with a dilema and a girl thousands of miles away. I think this is the end but don't know what to do with the space between us. fuckin fuck.
lexusboo:
u shoulda come out with me and inked craig!
was even harder going back to work after me birthday! eek!
was even harder going back to work after me birthday! eek!