soulfly

Yup, 'civilisation' has again trawled the depths.

kinda fucks up the arguments for living peacefully and whatever the fuck the cowardly scum want.

Answers to my previous quiz.


1. What is my favourite song and why?

Pantera 'Hollow' It reminds me of my best friend who is no longer here.

2. What inspired me to take up playing the guitar?

My dreams of becoming somebody. (Those dreams lasted about 5 months, after which I realised I can only ever aspire to being mediocre.)

3. What age was I...
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Do you know what I often wonder? Well, here it is. I don't know if anybody else thinks this way, but it's the kinda thing I think about when I am bored, or when I see it advertised.

You know when you see a product advertised, for example Ronseal No Rust metal paint (TM) and it states on the packaging METAL PAINT WITH 6 YEAR...
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Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon...
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Well, I got back from my final trip to Wales on Friday. Been kinda lurking and not doing much posting. Weekend was a non-event for a change.

Anyway, back to my Wales trip. I should really try travelling incognito. My works van is a dead giveaway. This time the border guards stopped me, and brought out the highly trained sniffer dogs. Unfortunately for me they...
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Well, I am back from my week in hell. Sorry, Wales. (Nothing against the Welsh, just the hotel I was staying in was a dump.)

I was stopped again at the border, by the border guards. The last time it was for trying to smuggle restricted flora and fauna across the border from Scotland . This time it was for trying to smuggle more restricted...
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I met her in a club down in old Soho,
where you drink Champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola C-O-L-A Cola

Come on bitches sing along!!!!!!! You know the words!!!

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L-O-L-A, Lola, Lo lo lo lo lola

That's right, it's Friday. Thank f*ck that week is past.

I now...
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Thought for the day..

"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant." - Robert Louis Stevenson

A father asks his son if he knows anything about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child says as he runs off in tears.

The father follows the son to his room.

"Promise me you won't tell...
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