![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
so a pirate walked into the restaurant tonight while i was waiting tables.
i noticed that he had this steering wheel sticking out of the fly of his pants, so i quietly came over and asked him what the steering wheel was doing in his pants.
he looked at me and said "Arrrr... it's driving me nuts!"
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)