Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?

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Start your week with Dookie, people. Why the heck not?

I'm definitely locked up in a world that's been planned out for me.

Is it Friday yet?

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memorandom:
Oh yes. If I have another week like last week, I'm going to thump someone - probably someone at the benefits agency - by Friday.
sosbanfach:
Civil servants are people too @memorandom :'(

How I feel about everyone today

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sosbanfach:
@memorandom absolute legend. Hoping to see him at Leicester comedy festival this year. This poem especially is on fucking point.
memorandom:
@sosbanfach Yeah, he's one of a kind - I always forget he's still about, and then  he'll show up in some music documentary on BBC4, and he's always just himself, there's no bullshit.

Not today.

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Let me go back to bed please.

Please?

memorandom:
Yeah, this is usually me around 2 in the afternoon. That period where you look at the clock every five minutes thinking half an hour has gone by.
sosbanfach:
@memorandom haha I started clock watching like that at about ten past nine. Tragic 😂

IdontneednoboozeordrugsIjustchugalygmycoffeemug

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Wakeupwakeupwakeup.

Who even wants Tuesdays in their life? Tuesday is the new Wednesday, Wednesday has the hump, the half way point, you're getting there.

Tuesday is that moment a third of the way in to a road race where you've lost your early enthusiasm, you start to realise what you've let yourself in for and your legs are going "you fucking div, mate."

Caffeinecaffeinecaffeineplease.

elizathetroll:
This is going to be my new "Three Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please."
sosbanfach:
@elizathetroll so it should be!

Happy Monday morning SG.

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Raise a glass to turnings of the season,

And watch it as it arcs towards the sun,

And you must bear your neighbors burden within reason,

And your labors will be borne when all is done.

**

I'm monumentally fucking sleepy but a lot more awake than this time last month. Its getting colder but the sun is slowly coming back, it's very blue in
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memorandom:
@sosbanfach actual coastal seagulls. There are islands in the firth covered in them, and enough birdshit that the rock is actually WHITE - I go out to the Isle of may every couple of years (mostly to see the awesome puffins) and the SMELL is just the worst thing you can imagine. But yeah, I'm a little inland, but they come in from there looking for food and it's ALWAYS in that window, 4-5am. I basically have to get up then because if I go back to sleep, I will sleep through my alarm.
sosbanfach:
@memorandom bird poo for puffins. Probably a trade that seems more fair before you actually smell it. Those little critters are cute af so I'm thinking worth it now. My nose would probably disagree in the event.

Season 3

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About fucking time. <3

If I can't quit this addiction.

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I'm going to run out of data usage or phone storage space.

But, honestly, gifs are life yo.


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memorandom:
Ah, the good old days when Floki wasn't all sad and broken. Or just the good old days before Ragnar's 80s Belgian Metal band looking sons were the main characters on the show. . .
sosbanfach:
@memorandom yeah I'm still watching it but it's definitely not the same without Ragnar. The first couple of seasons were definitely it's best.

Oh Donnington you flirt.

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You ever look at a festival billboard and see such a weird mix of bands that are so specifically personal to you that just for a moment you think the stars have aligned or you're actually on the Truman Show?

I've no idea what maniac thought Less Than Jake, Volbeat, Alexisonfire, Turbonegro and Thrice belonged on the same bill but they may just have dragged
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memorandom:
I think I've heard of about ten of those acts. I am officially fookin old.
sosbanfach:
@memorandom probably more than me bud to be fair!
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