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Every time Norman says "mother", drink.

Every time Norma says "Norman", drink.

Every time Dylan says "Norma", drink.

Every time Emma picks up her oxygen tank, drink.

Every time Sheriff Romero makes it through an entire scene without changing facial expression, finish drink.

Anyone without liver failure after one episode is declared Winner of Life.

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#onmyjollies

sinnerman_:
Fucking hell. You've finally snapped and are going to blow up a building right?
sosbanfach:
@sinnerman_ I'm torn. Half of me wants to say yes, definitely, I'm coming for Trump Tower. The other half is genuinely concerned that if I make a joke about that then MI5 will be waiting for me at Heathrow and I'll not get out of the country.
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Not gonna lie, I like this place and you fucking weird people. Worth every penny of the subscription fee. Hours of entertainment etc.

But I have to be honest, I often wonder what the fuck I'm actually doing here. I must be the most sexually immature person in the community.

I frequently find myself looking at a set by some absolutely stunning girl and thinking
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soultry:
That dance was awkwardly sexy to me (from one dancer to another) so bring it on 😏
user8992:
Lol.. love it.. "doing the sex". It's a good community.. I often have better convos here than on Facebook with people I know or don't know lol. I prefer this place and have to watch my misbehavings. 
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sosbanfach:
@oysterzee my absolute idol and one of my earliest crushes. <3
elizathetroll:
If it's alright with you, I could give you some head and shoulders to lie on.