When a troll on the Hopeful IG says I look like a horse..

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Joke's on that trogladyte, I think horses are majestic as fuck.

Why can't people just get a life and stop putting others down?!

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twotoast:
Actually they might have a point, you are tall, you are elegant, you hold your head up high, you certainly are racy and your a true thoroughbred 👍🏻😘 hope you've had a great weekend,  PS did you understand my Bday message or do you need a translation?
derkthejerk:
There will always be those who seek to tear you down, it only means you're doing something right. Stay beautiful and majestic. 😁

3 Things to Know to Get By

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This week @rambo and @missy asked what three things we think all peoples of the world should know.

1. Learn to drive a stick shift. I really wish I was initially taught because it has been so hard to pick up as an adult learner, in my dad's Corvette no less. You just never know when you might be stuck in someone else's car, for...
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mongochongo:
Haha I like #1!! My first car was a manual Chevy s10 loved that thing and after some modifications it went really fast too haha. Funny though, when I was in Afghanistan most all vehicles over there are manual, I could not belieeeeeeeeeeeeeve the amount of people that didn't know stick. Mostly all the younger kids so everywhere you went you saw the older guys driving everybody lmao
mike12wrx:
I love driving stick! My last 3 cars were stick and my Subaru WRX is stick. I won't ever go back to automatic 

Makes my heart melt and my troubles disappear

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A week or so ago, @rambo and @missy asked us what were the ways we all handled stress.

My life is FAIRLY uncomplicated, and for that I am grateful, but like everyone else, we just have some days that truly suck.

The way I deal with such stresses is to go home, get comfy, maybe strip down to my undies, get under the blankets, aaaaaand...
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the_cunalinguist:
That's like me and my kitties, super snugglin, lovin it! 😉😘😍
derkthejerk:
He's an adorable fuzz monster.

Brain fails and awkward dreams.

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Between work and school, my free time at home has been consisting of sleeping. During my mid afternoon nap yesterday, I had a weird dream.

I dreamt I was in a classroom setting and there were two particular girls with me in class. Both were Suicide Girls; one appeared as herself, another was a girl I know who isn't actually an SG but in this...
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shines:
Hard to interpret your dream. Hoping you can destress at some future time.
marxy:
I also had strange dreams with SG, a daydream that participated in an event Burlesque, but it was with a theme of clowns, was a bit strange!!! @soraleia :P :O

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@missy @rambo

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paco8622:
I need dis.
derkthejerk:
I have the very same book. Good on you @soraleia.

Dump-date!

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No, it isn't some weird fetish or something you do to attract a partner.

I have been fairly absent lately so it's time for an update and a photo dump!

So since we last chatted, I have finally quit my shit-crap second job. It's somewhat of a shame since the pay was decent and I actually enjoy working with my hands and with food but...
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brandon87186:
Super cute!
derkthejerk:
SDCC, I'm jealous! Hope to make it there someday. Looks like you had a blast.

It's the most, nerdiest time of the year!

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And do you know why, my friends?

Because it is CONVENTION SEASON!!

Particularly, San Diego Comic Con, the only Comic Con you should be attending! Sure, there's Long Beach Comic Con, there's Emerald City Comic Con, there's bum-fuck wherever Comic Con but SDCC is the biggun'. This is where the biggest movies are discussed, trailers debuted, stars come out, crazy shit happens here. This is...
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twotoast:
Lucky girl 👍🏻 I believe there's a London comic con that my youngest son may have attended last year (as a responsible father I should know these things but I'm obviously not) swiftly moving on thanks for the epic blog and pictures, hope you're having a great weekend 😘
derkthejerk:
That Brock figure is awesome. Love me some Venture Bros.

We're going on an adventure!

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I flew up to Seattle last week for the singular objective of getting a new tattoo from the amazing Derek Noble. This would be my second piece from him, as he did my unicorn and rider on my left thigh about 2 years ago. This time, the husband would also be getting something. It's his first tattoo with any color and it's most certainly...
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1akbrian:
Those tattoos look amazing and you packed a lot of adventure in that trip.
fabi94:
Realy amzing ink
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