I am the god of fudge. Bow down to my insolence dependence. May squirrels make love to your eyes. Sticks twinge at my persistent movements. Bowel I tell you. Erroneous figment you will not have my tea bag. I've defecated my existence to undermine your ear mites.
I almost died the other night. I had a Bactieral Infection in my lower intestence. I was throwing up my stomach acid and My shit came out PURE LIQUID. I was de hydrated and very sick. I Was in pain for 30+ hours. I wanted to fucking die. But im feeling way good right now..
I prayed to god...i havnt done that in a long... Read More
I love frozen pop tarts...they can't be frozen solid but like..chilled..there good..
i need sex like crazy..i need it hard fast and good..i need my dick sucked, and my ass spanked....oops...i didnt mean to say what im thinking...or did I....BLAH...
Aye aye, cap'n!!! All joined up. I do more lurking than posting, but I've been playing for 12 years, and am the proud owner of a Parker Fly Deluxe and a Les Paul.
So i saved the day today. We had an invasion today and we were undermand. The planet earth is safe again...Dont worry, next time we'll let you know about all this. All i can say is...enjoy the next 5 months..cuz when the Zarquillian Empire shows up...were gone...
ABATTOIR song to be featured in the Alien VS Predator Movie.
Tonight at 9:00 p.m. My manager called me and said that an application was accepted by Twentieth Century Fox. Were going to have some music of ours put into the moive. Ither as part of the score or soundtrack. But Ither way we have until March 1st to decide if want to. They listened... Read More
thank you all for hateing me