Today I have discovered something very interesting. Now I know that most of you cant comprehend such things as I do without your head exploding into tinny little bits. But if you please, do try and understand the importance of my brand new discovery. Now; I have been researching tirelessly for the last hour to find a solution to the question I asked myself when I looked into the mirror this morning (I woke up at 2:32pm)
Rather then tell you my question; Ill explain everything that took place in order, so you can understand just what it is I am talking about.
After I got out of bed, I felt the urge to go wee wee. I got up, and proceeded to walk to the potty. I went to the bathroom, turned on the light and was blinded, so I didnt notice thisproblem I have no deal with in the mirror. I took out my pee pee and went tinkle.
After I got done I flushed the potty and went to wash my hands, I got piss all over my F*#@ing hand.
I went to the sink, started to wash my hands and looked into the mirror. Then I was shocked by the sight of this, hideous, grotesque sight that lay before me. I regurgitated from the sheer sight of this, disgustingly horrid, vile image. My reflection is so
ill-favored and I hate it so much that I punched the mirror, causing me to cry and my blood to fly all over the bathroom. After being curled up in a ball soiling myself and crying, I decided I need to do something about my hideousness.
So I went down into my basement and went searching for a solution to this ugly face I have. Then I saw it, for a moment I couldnt fully understand why it was the answer, but I looked. After my eyes started bleeding I realized that this thing was the answer to my problem. In my basement, there stood a 32 mutant musk rat. His name is Kreeks
He has one claw on his hand that is so vicious looking, it hurts looking at it.
Anyways, this solution to my horrid face, excuse me while I vomit into a bucket, thinking about my face makes me sick.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah, the answer to my problem. Welp I paid Kreeks 8 bucks to claw my face off. Now Im a beautiful looking freak with no faceI feel good, massive blood loss and I spit blood now because I have no lips. My eyes are in pain, they burn like white hot fire. They should be, I deserve such pain.
Now if you will excuse me I am feeling woozy so before I pass out Ill end this with the most insightful comment I could possibly leave with you this evening.
Babies + Chainsaws (still) = FUN!! ! !
Rather then tell you my question; Ill explain everything that took place in order, so you can understand just what it is I am talking about.
After I got out of bed, I felt the urge to go wee wee. I got up, and proceeded to walk to the potty. I went to the bathroom, turned on the light and was blinded, so I didnt notice thisproblem I have no deal with in the mirror. I took out my pee pee and went tinkle.
After I got done I flushed the potty and went to wash my hands, I got piss all over my F*#@ing hand.
I went to the sink, started to wash my hands and looked into the mirror. Then I was shocked by the sight of this, hideous, grotesque sight that lay before me. I regurgitated from the sheer sight of this, disgustingly horrid, vile image. My reflection is so
ill-favored and I hate it so much that I punched the mirror, causing me to cry and my blood to fly all over the bathroom. After being curled up in a ball soiling myself and crying, I decided I need to do something about my hideousness.
So I went down into my basement and went searching for a solution to this ugly face I have. Then I saw it, for a moment I couldnt fully understand why it was the answer, but I looked. After my eyes started bleeding I realized that this thing was the answer to my problem. In my basement, there stood a 32 mutant musk rat. His name is Kreeks
He has one claw on his hand that is so vicious looking, it hurts looking at it.
Anyways, this solution to my horrid face, excuse me while I vomit into a bucket, thinking about my face makes me sick.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah, the answer to my problem. Welp I paid Kreeks 8 bucks to claw my face off. Now Im a beautiful looking freak with no faceI feel good, massive blood loss and I spit blood now because I have no lips. My eyes are in pain, they burn like white hot fire. They should be, I deserve such pain.
Now if you will excuse me I am feeling woozy so before I pass out Ill end this with the most insightful comment I could possibly leave with you this evening.
Babies + Chainsaws (still) = FUN!! ! !
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