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With any luck, I won't end up in a mental institution.
dunx:
Pfft. Yeah, and I won't end up in AA.
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I haven't been keeping up with this stuff here on this site lately. I mean, this stuff is all real cool and everything, but, yeah, real life has been pretty satisfying, too.

I mean, I guess I just didn't realize how cool it would be to experience things like getting a really bad sunburn on just the arm that's been hanging out the passenger-side window,...
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I like, live in Utah.

I mean, at least it's pretty here. Plus, I know a bunch of people.
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dunx:
Dude, fuck that. You should come back to town, as should Al, and from there, we all start...the HOUSE OF ALMIGHTY GREATNESS.
It'd be the greatest thing EVER, roberto. We could have a bar. and cage-dancers. and beagles. And do lines off of $1,000/night clean hookers' asses.
And I'd let you watch cartoons.
roethke:
It is not pretty here. Stop lying to people.
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I can't believe they put that big "A+" right there on my diploma! How embarrassing!

Graduated today. Weird thing to do. The whole commencement thing, as far as I see it, is not really for me at all. Just for our families and friends to come see us, be proud and make us make strained smiles over and over again while they take pictures of...
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remusisdying:
i think you can never have sweatpants that are too big. honestly, its better to err on the big side than the small side.
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The problem is, it's very difficult for a lot of people out there to NOT be a burden. And for some reason or another, I was taught at some point that, if you're going to help some people, you can't pick and choose who you help.

Now I feel guilty for not wanting to help (or really even keep being friendly to) those people that...
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plastic:
I'm sorry. Don't hate me. I'll try to carry my own weight in the future.
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It almost feels unfortunate at this point that I've been so closed-minded when it's come to the benefits of using illicit drugs. Too bad that now is definitely not a good time for experimentation.
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remusisdying:
man, your girlfriend sure does whine a lot. sheesh.
imagoldfish:
you are the awesomest person I know.
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It has recently come to my attention that there must be many people in this world for whom it is very difficult to use a restroom and resist shedding at least a few pubic hairs upon the porcelain.
imagoldfish:
eeeeew.
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I can't believe I'm 44 today!
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al:
Dunx can suck my dick.
al:
Dunx can do a lot of things you wouldn't expect from a man, like scream like a little girl.