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And I'm SOOOO glad that weed isn't habit forming!

Are you really somehow immune to hangovers ... or just skilled at simultaneous sarcasm and nausea? Because personally, I find it hard to maintain my sardonic wit while puking. I know, I'm a wimp.

~Suzy

You got bananas in jail? Wow, they never gave women bananas ... we always figured there was some sick and twisted theory on their part. If you can't figure out what I'm talking about, go look at my banana pics folder.

And 2 years in a California state prison is only about 13 months. Seriously better than a 6 month jail sentence, but what do I know? I hear that people are only doing 5% of their time in LA County right now. Good time to turn yourself in if you have a warranty because you'll just get processed in and released if it isn't a felony.

Oh, and while I do know what I'm talking about here, it was from another bat channel and another bat time.

Okay, back to the banana pics folder. I tried a similiar stunt with a big stick once ... in the county jail, because I had an audience and I wanted my props. The darned thing broke off halfway down my throat and I almost choked. My throat was sore for a week! Nothing like having the female chain gang laughing at you so hard they pee their pants.

~Suzy