societyspliers

I realize this is a bit late, but I just woke up from watching the Steelers embarass themselves and remembered this in a dream:

The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty,
Even the mouse.

With Mom at the whorehouse
And Dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled back
With a nice piece of ass.

When from out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter,
I pulled my tongue from her clit
To see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn,
I saw a big prick;
And I knew in a moment
That it must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell,
And I knew right away
That the fuckhead had fell.

He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick
For my brother, the queer.

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart;
The damn son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart!

He swore and he cursed,
As he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all,
And have a fuck of a night!"