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i'm france and in drunk. this ain't working out so much according to plan......ARRR!!!
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lesque:
Destination, CA. But any where west will get me closer lol
rumbelle:
That sounded like a good plan
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lesque:
West.
imp_:
anti mormon?! what...you don't think marriage only exists between a man and his wives? shame on you. luckily, fuckface didn't succeed.
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Ha Ha!! A stay of execution has been granted. I am going to Paris tonight -- instead of Nigeria.

dont get too excited -- i still have to go to Nigeria tomorrow. but only Abuja instead of Lagos. Chances of getting shot in Abuja are much much lower than Lagos. Chances of getting blown up are higher, but that's a detail.....

off i go!!

ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!
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still debating the details of monday's trip to nigeria with my travel agent......ugh....

to recap the stats from my last run to nigeria.....

number of times gun pointed at head = 1
number of times shook down for bribes by police = 3
number of bribes actually paid = 1
number of times puking all over the place = 1

and this was all in...
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megzilla:
hahaha...i think i'll pass on Nigeria, however, I'm not sure i'm going to stay out of trouble in Vegas. But that's sort of the point isn't it? wink
pesky:
lol
thank you. hopefully it won't come to that.
x0!
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so i've been thinking a lot about babel's blog, and the questions it raises about what is or is not alternative beauty.....what "belongs" or doesn't. i'll admit i have a fairly idealistic view of what is "punk enough..." how many tattoos you need to have to qualify for coolness (and its a large number in my opinion)......

then i also started thinking that i just...
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some shit is going to come down. should i move to london or zurich? or just stay here?

hmmmmmm.

in the meantime im going to the halloween store to buy 8 zillion dollars of 1/2 off decorations.......decapitated zombie heads for everyone!!




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laceyk:

Thanks for the feedback! I imagine that she just figured oh someone opened their door.
I agree with you, clueless self absorbed people are clueless and self absorbed smile
PS Zurich.
nicole_powers:
Depends on which way the election goes....
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the world is coming to an end, and i................am making a pumpkin pie.

because i am one manly motherfucker.....!!ARRR!!!
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ravina:
smile thank you sweetheart!!!
mustangbeauty:
Thank you smile
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there is an old ukranian saying that goes "he who drinks beer at 5am in business class lounge of boryspil airport is fucking AWESOME!" .....or something like that. actually i think it says "don't have rooster make boiled egg," but whatever...you get the point...

this trip is done. way way done. i technically don't have a hangover since i haven't really stopped drinking yet, so...
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paran0idandr0id:
One of my best friends, a huge Ukrainian teddy bear with some body-builder tendencies, tells me every winter day the same story:
"When I was a child, in my country, my grandma gave me every morning a shot of vodka! I was 6 or 7 more or less and she used to drink home-made vodka with me before sending me to school! I had to walk through even 1 meter of snow and we truly believed that only vodka can give you the strengh to defeat nature"
Wise nation, this Ukraine.
mattilda:
hello love!!! thanks for the add!!! kisskisskiss

Mattilda!skull
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i woke up at 3am swedish time to watch that terrible awful baseball game. that didn't last long.

one more stop on this world tour. if past experience is any guide, i will be too jacked to wake up at 3am Kiev time.....we shall see.......
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i've reached the point on this trip that, even if i wanted to give a fuck, i couldn't bring myself to.... my clothes are dirty. they are lumped together in a big massive ball of wrinkled mayhem in my bag. i don't give a shit....

two more cities left. one that i hate (stockholm) and one that i love (kyiv). should make it back to...
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Who really knows just what it is she does?
It cant be hard for her
To get a buzz
The rapture of vertigo
And letting go
Me myself i was never sure
Was it the liquor
Or was it my soul?
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i am left with a vexing philosophical question that very much defines my life: i have a half-full bottle of Glenlivet 18 year-old scotch. to leave it in my hotel room in hong kong most certaintly means it will be poured out by some itinerant chamber maid. wasted. gone. dead through no fault of its own.

to bring it with me, however, means i would...
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mkayal:
that bottle waited eighteen years to be enjoyed. I would wait fifteen minutes.