List? Fuck, why not!
1. I curse too much
2. I whole-heartedly embrace the canned beer revolution.
3. Breakfast for dinner: fuck yeah!
4. Aladdin's Castle tokens from 1989 aren't accepted as general currency.
5. pork PORK pork PORK
6. Why do tiny potatoes cost more than big ones?
7. Spankings aren't always so bad.
8. People who get angry and yell at shows /...
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good luck to you, i'm also trying to quit the carbonated high fructose corn syrup, but it's sooooo hard.